Monday, July 14, 2008

Three predictions

I make the following predictions about the sale of Anheuser-Busch to European giant InBev:

  1. Budweiser sales will drop.
  2. Sales of "Fuck Belgium" bumper stickers will skyrocket, look for them in the Git-R-Done section of your local gas station.
  3. I still won't drink Budweiser because it tastes like piss.

This is only the beginning, with the Dollar at is current shit-tastic level their are plenty of other American companies that are just as vulnerable as A-B was.

1 comment:

Hank Scoprio said...

Stop! You're giving them marketing ideas. Next week you'll see Bud bottles with "Now 50% more goat piss" on the bottle.

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