Friday, May 29, 2009

The Truth.

To most people this will make no sense whatsoever. For those of you that know anything about games and gaming, this is some seriously funny shit.

Leno's exit

I know that Leno takes a lot of shit for not being funny but that guy is on TV anywhere between 150 and 200 nights EVERY YEAR. His time on The Tonight has come to an's been 20 years. Talk about making me feel old.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Sick little monkey.

May be NSFW (Monkeys being monkeys).

Government Motors

Looks like the GM bondholders have decided that the long term prospects of swapping the money owed to them for more stock in the company. Personally, I think that GM's intent all along was to go into bankruptcy and that they have known for months that they had no other real choice.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

How does that shit work?

First Porsche buys VW in a semi hostile way and now VW is loaning Porsche money in order to prevent it from going to bankruptcy? Someone needs to go back to business accounting school.

Who the fuck owns what now?

On your feet.

Did you know that New York city is closing large sections of Broadway to automotive traffic? Starting yesterday you can no longer drive a car through the iconic Times NYC's love affair with the car coming to an end?

Take notice!

Most Americans don't really appreciate the value of a Constitutional Monarchy...they think that our Democracy is the superior method of government and that the British Government has been frozen in time for 200+ years since we gained our independence.

Take notice of what is going on in Britain right now, the British Parliament is in the middle of its largest shake up since 1945. There have been serious ethical and financial abuses by the Members of the British Parliament and the public is voicing their disgust by passing no confidence votes tossing these fools out of their elected offices.

The British are way ahead of us in this respect. They have the political mechanism and will to toss corrupt officials out of office NOW...not a few years later. Our entire Legislative Branch has been infiltrated and co-opted by special interest lobbies. If you don't think that our representatives are as corrupt as those that are being tossed out in Britain then you need to wake up from your dream.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Lovable Losers.

Awesome image about the Cubs and their century of despair....bring me the head of Steve Bartman.

Finally, coming soon?

Is that Aptera really almost ready? Here's a great video of Jay Leno driving what could end up being the saving grace of the US auto industry.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Bad idea jeans...

So let's say you're a coroner, your job is to as delicately and respectfully as possible remove the dead and examine them if so needed. I'm not saying it's an easy job and who wants to deal with dead people and crying family members every day but I would think that avoiding situations such as this would be in your best interest.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Mad ninja skills

Laughing...too type....

Maybe NSFW because you'll laugh so hard you may shit yourself.

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Are you sure?

Barack Obama wants to give broadband Internet access to everyone in the United States. Mr. President.....are you sure that's a good idea?

NSFW (Drunken Redneck Hilarity).


Read the comments on this Amazon Shirt review. You'll NEVER be able to walk in Wal-Mart again without laughing your ass off.

Monday, May 18, 2009

The South shall rise again!

This is great, Keith at his finest.

The end....

This looks awesome....great cast.

Style is everything

You think she gets HBO on that thing?

Its teh funny!

Probably NSFW.

Holy Taco had become one of my favorite "humor" sites. It's sad that one of the founders is leaving but his farewell "interview" is hilarious.

Please lords of Holy Taco.....I want to live in the dream world that is your job.

Natural Selection FAIL!

Link my be NSFW.

If you laughed...I'll see you in hell.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Surrounded by assholes

Here's a great story about just what an unbelievable asshole former Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld can really be. It looks like 'ole Rummy tarnished Bush's image more than any save Cheney.

That shit at the beginning about the biblical references in intelligence briefings makes me feel ashamed for voting for that administration. It's ignorant and offensive on so many levels that it makes me feel dirty.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

What's that thumping noise?

I think it may be the synchronized spinning of former (dead) Presidents Nixon and Reagan. Why you ask? It looks like the Obama Administration is going to declare and end to the "War On Drugs". It remains to be seen if our current government is actually going to change their stance on drugs as they are claiming or if they are just "re-branding" policy.

Our War On Drugs has failed miserably....I hope they are really going to make significant changes.

And knowing is half the battle.

This kid has got a really bright future. It's hard to read but so worth it.

Piracy is so WACK!

Late 80's after school television is responsible for making me the person that I am. This explains a lot.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009


Go ahead.....try not to laugh.

Apparently, this was intended to be "off-color"...LOL get it?

Here's their other commercial....these guys are fucking geniuses.


Every once in a while YMTND runs a contest that just makes me laugh so hard I nearly shit myself. Their current contest is "Get sued by PEZ". Basically, they want you to make an offensive image involving PEZ.

Here are my favs so far....NSFW!!

Comrade Pez

I want candy

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Star wars is here.

There's a lot of talk about how the F-22 Raptor fighter program has become irrelevant, a weapon designed for a war that will never happen. It was designed in the days of hardened, "high value" military targets that required an aircraft that was stealthy enough to sneak into target areas and had the speed/maneuverability to fight its way out if necessary. The new reality is that you don't need a $200 million dollar supersonic stealth fighter to drop bombs on a bunch of Taliban fighters hiding in a cave. It doesn't help that the F-35 fighter program is turning out to be a force of it's own....and at HALF the cost per plane. Check out this video that shows off the absolutely amazing combat systems that have been designed for the F-35.

Monday, May 11, 2009


You're welcome.

Get a life

This is another great clip from this weekends SNL....hilarious.

No shit Sherlock.

According to Dick Cheney, Colin Powell forfeited his membership in the GOP when he backed Barack Obama for President. It's like the GOP sprung forth from Cheney the day he was elected Vice President. I don't think he quite realizes that his "vision" for the GOP is not shared by everyone and that anyone that disagrees with him is a Democrat by default.

Hey Dick! They are a lot of people that aren't Republicans anymore thanks to you....that is bad news for YOU not US.

Maple Syrup

Justin Timberlake's visits to Saturday Night Live are rapidly becoming the best shows during a season. Here's the folow up to "Dick in a Box"......"Mother Lover".

Friday, May 8, 2009

Still watching?

This whole Obama/Biden Burger joint thing is just insane. These 24 hour cable news channels are turning us all into a bunch of twitching, over-reacting Sean Hannity.

All those basement dwelling, WWF watching shut-ins have stopped practicing with their Shurikens so they can concentrate on societal evils like Grey fucking Poupon.


This video from Vimeo is unbelievable. It was shot in full HD resolution but at 1000fps so when it gets slowed down the quality is almost hypnotic. Do your self a favor and watch it full screen.

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Memory (RAM) Lane

MaximumPC has a list of the 50 most important computer components of the "modern" computer era. This basically covers the most significant pieces of personal computer components and it's literally a review of what I've blown all my money on for the last 15 years. I know there's at least a couple of you out there that will appreciate it.

Awesome Fall Guy!

Why not blame the guy that everybody hates? Dick Cheney is already hated by let him take the fall for everything. The Vice President's office hate my homework.

I love this whole "torture was deemed legal" defense that these people are taking. You thought it was legal because the Bush Administration stacked the Justice Department with right wing idiots that were willing to "redefine" torture to MAKE it "legal".

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Why all the fuss?

So this crazy Miss California bitch just keeps digging her own hole. First, she was unsuccessful at dodging the gay marriage question in front of a live audience. Second, she whined that she lost the pageant because of that answer. Third, she was taken on by religious pro-marriage wackjobs as a champion for their cause against the scourge of gay marriage.

This is hilarious because:

  • She wants to be a model/actress and she's shitting on gay people? Exactly who does she think she's going to get to do her hair and makeup now?
  • These pro-marriage groups want to put her on a pedestal for defending "legitimate" marriage. Most marriages end in divorce... most men get divorces so they can nail 20 something blonde bimbos with fake titties, how ironic.
  • She's supposed to represent some kind of moral high ground yet she was posing for nude/semi-nude photos when she was only 17. I see a parent of the year award coming for someone.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Sad news

R.I.P. Dom Deluise. Now I need to watch Cannonball Run.

Take that Trekkies.

I admit it....I love Star Trek but I appreciate why people make fun of it. It is generally pretty geeky stuff. Here's ONN's take on the latest "reboot" of the Star Trek universe....

may be NSFW.

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Jedi mind trick

The MPA (movie piracy police) have long claimed that every pirated copy of a movie is one less theater ticket or DVD sold. The recent leak of a near perfect copy of the Wolverine movie weeks before it was to hit the theater had them bellyaching about how badly this was going to effect the movie's gross. Well the movie had an astonishingly good release weekend (especially cosidering that it's not that good) most critics are pointing at the MPA and laughing their asses off.

But the MPA has other "Piracy is Bad" theories to put into practice, even if they are just copying the newest trend in anti-drug rhetoric. Now Piracy helps support terrorism!

Is it not ironic that an industry that makes good money on movies about terrorism and blowing shit up would be against terrorism in general?


Megan Fox NSFW video, may also cause you tight pants and groin discomfort.

Monday, May 4, 2009

John McClane for President

I said McClane not McCain......NSFW video.

This should end well.

Anyone want to place bets on which of these guys gets shot first?


So 43% or Georgia Republicans think that Georgia should secede from the Union....again. And the problem with that is what exactly? I say we ditch Georgia and add Puerto Rico... or have an NFL style State Draft to pick a new state to replace Georgia.

Friday, May 1, 2009

I want to die.

I welcome death and the peace it brings.



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Fucking Sheep

Let me explain some things to you about the Internet.
  1. THERE IS NOTHING FREE ON THE INTERNET. That ad for a free sample of enormous cock cream you just clicked on was a lie....I know it's hard to believe but they tricked you and your cock will always be small.
  2. THERE IS NOTHING FREE ON THE INTERNET. That ad you clicked on for a free iPod is going to end up infecting your computer with so much spyware it will just choke and die (like I wish you would).
  3. THERE IS NOTHING FREE ON THE INTERNET. Did you just enter your email address in order to win a chance at a free cruise? Welcome to the wonderful word of pornographic spam email, enjoy your stay and watch out for the Hot Carl.
  4. THERE IS NOTHING FREE ON THE INTERNET. Really? You're still fucking clicking on pop up ads? That one that said your computer was infected and it will scan your computer for "free" think Swine Flu is scary? You're computer is going to be more infected than a Tijiuana whore house that serves sun ripened, pulled pork and egg sandwiches.

It's Ha Ha funny.

Now this looks hilarious.

Here's 16 other great movies that are coming out this's going to be a good one. Check out Hurt looks great!

Thats shocking....not!

The Pew Research Center has finished a new survey that shows "christians" are more excepting of torture than heretical non-believers. No shit! I never would have guessed that christians would have no problems torturing muslims!

Hey Pew Researchers, open a fucking history book and search for something called The Crusades. Stop wasting your time/money on stupid surveys like this shit.

Looks like baby needs his bottle..

Talk about some depressing shit! Do yourself a favor and turn off the fucking TV!

The scary thing is that the only people that watch all this 24 hour news are the elderly and their 40 year old shut-in , still lives at home and plays World of Warcraft sons. You know the guys...the ones that have a Katana hanging on the wall and got a little too much into the WWF.

The revolution will NOT be broadcast

This is a scary story about just how much influence the banking and finance sector now has over our government. Our entire congressional system has been subverted by big business and the banking lobby. There is a lot of talk about the ethical standards we hold our Senators and Congressmen to but no one pays any attention to the people that have the REAL power....the staffers.
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