Survival

Today I decided that soon there will be either a financial or zombie apocalypse. That got me thinking about what you might need to survive after the collapse of society.

So here are the things that I think every "Palin/Rove in 2012" survival kit must have, in no particular order.

• Kimber Tactical II .45 pistol. When the shit hits the fan nothing beats a .45 on your hip.
• Ruger Mini-14 Ranch rifle. You've got to eat.
• Firestarter, its caveman time.
• Water. You can't drink zombie piss.
• That's a knife.
• Let there be light!
  
• Food for pussies...still a good idea.
  

Anyone else got any ideas?