Your reality is a joke.

Watch this hilarious shit, it's apparently the instructional video shown to some grocery store employees on how to deal with intoxicated customers.


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That's the friendliest drunk I've ever seen. Here are some of the things that I have seen intoxicated people do when you tell them "No".

• I was once whipped with a leather belt for not taking a drunk bastard to get a burrito.
• Yes, I will take you to Steak & Shake....put down the knife.
• You can put the gun away now....I'm sorry.
  
• Go ahead and sleep in the bush I don't fucking care.
• Yes...that is a dead squirrel that you just stepped on with your bare foot.
• I had to take a room mate to urgent care following a tumble down some concrete steps.