Monday, September 15, 2008

Afternoon Palin bash

First of all, Sarah Palin's handlers (Oompa-Loompas?) have apparently exaggerated her trip to Iraq last year. Apparently, she didn't actually go into Iraq because she never left Kuwait. Wow....dangerous place.

The funniest thing, I mean saddest thing, is that prior to this trip to Kuwait Sarah Plain never held a U.S. Passport. That means up until last year she had never even left this country, and fucking Canada does not count bitches.

NEVER LEFT THE FUCKING COUNTRY!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? JOHN MCCAIN, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHGBAG ASSHOLE THE PLANET HAS EVER KNOWN. FUCKING PAT BUCHANAN WOULD MAKE A BETTER V.P. THAN THIS INSULAR, POORLY EDUCATED, RIGHT-WING ROBOT OF THE APOCALYPSE!

I go to bed every night praying to science and Charles Darwin that she will finally crack under the strain of all this scrutiny. I may have to go back to worshiping The Sun because I don't think Darwin's got the Juju to cover this one.

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