So United airlines is going to start charging fatties if they can't fit into just one seat. Now I'm a big fatass and I can still fit into just one seat so I actually don't have a problem with this. I can understand how annoying it would be to uptight skinny people about being touched by the greasy fat rolls of the cookie monster sitting next to them but where does it end?
Personally, I'd like the airlines to have a special sealed section for parents with screaming children. How about a special TSA approved muzzle to put on the 40 something soulless, sales douchebag that won't shut up about how much commision he made last year....that's the fucking guy I always get stuck with.
When will they meet my needs?
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