Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Today's Word

Today's word is....Tulip.

You may think it's a pretty flower that the Dutch are fond of...you'd be right. It also has a newer meaning that has been brought about by the unbelievably insane amount of disgusting pornography on the Internet. So to "tulip" something is to blow that shit out until it's never right...ever again.

BTW: You learn something new everyday. It appears that "pink sock" is a synonym....have to use that one in some everyday conversation.

How's about: Mark is walking really slowly because he is wearing his pink sock today.

I was going to post a link to a site for the discerning ass tulip aficionado but I didn't have the stomach for it. For those of you that want to be scarred for life just Google "ass tulip"....click on the first hit. Just remember, some things cannot be unseen.

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