So let's say you've decided that a Chimpanzee would be a totally awesome pet to have. Then you decide that you're going to pimp this intelligent animal out as a product promoter for marketing whores. Can't imagine why that chimp would hold any kind of grudge that may end up causing it to go ape shit (ba rump pum pum) on some one.
First of all, I don't care how many times the chimp sits at the table and eats with the family it is still a WILD FUCKING ANIMAL. The owner had the presence of mind to give the chimp a Xanax to calm it down...that's great. How about having a gun in the house so that you can go Pulp Fiction on the primate when it starts tearing someone's face off?
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