This got me thinking, what am I going to thank George W. Bush for? Here's a brief list in no particular order.
- Thanks for curtailing my individual rights with the kneejerk Patriot Act.
- Thanks for completely screwing up in Afghanistan...we didn't really need to catch Bin Laden anyway.
- Thanks for destabilizing Pakistan by funding an unpopular military dictatorship that prevented Democratic elections...that will pay off big time!
- Thanks for wasting $700 billion+ on a useless war in Iraq. Thousands of our soldiers and Iraqis would probably thank you too if they weren't so fucking dead.
- Thanks for making us the laughing stock of the International community with your stunningly thin, bat-shit crazy reasoning for invading Iraq.
- Thanks for having a completely delusional/non existent energy policy that drove our economy to the brink until the oil bubble (you caused that too) burst.
- Two words. Dick Fucking Cheney, thanks for bringing Mr. Psuedo-Constitutional Monarchy into my life.
- Thanks for crippling scientific research funding by imposing your limited beliefs in magic books and zombies.
- Thanks for letting your dumb shit Wall Street buddies turn our economy into the biggest pile of shit this country has seen in 80 years. Greed is a fantastic motivator for personal gain...not so great for public officials.
There's SO much more but that's all I have strength for.
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