Fucking Sheep

Let me explain some things to you about the Internet.

1. THERE IS NOTHING FREE ON THE INTERNET. That ad for a free sample of enormous cock cream you just clicked on was a lie....I know it's hard to believe but they tricked you and your cock will always be small.
   
2. THERE IS NOTHING FREE ON THE INTERNET. That ad you clicked on for a free iPod is going to end up infecting your computer with so much spyware it will just choke and die (like I wish you would).
3. THERE IS NOTHING FREE ON THE INTERNET. Did you just enter your email address in order to win a chance at a free cruise? Welcome to the wonderful word of pornographic spam email, enjoy your stay and watch out for the Hot Carl.
4. THERE IS NOTHING FREE ON THE INTERNET. Really? You're still fucking clicking on pop up ads? That one that said your computer was infected and it will scan your computer for "free"....you think Swine Flu is scary? You're computer is going to be more infected than a Tijiuana whore house that serves sun ripened, pulled pork and egg sandwiches.