Pure Genius

Hey, if you're on disability because you got blown up by a land mine in Vietnam the GOP wants to make sure that you can be proud that your country honors it's debts first. But you won't be getting that check from Uncle Sam for a few months....is that okay with you?

Just....wow.

I think this broke me.

This is one of the funniest SNL bits in a long time.

More money than talent.

Let's say you are:

1. The son of a famous actor.
2. Given the status of your parents you are at least well off if not stinking rich.
3. The whitest of white boys attending a Midwestern University. Hence the Latin tattoo.
4. A member of a Fraternity. Again see tattoo, THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Now given those facts about yourself what is your most likely past time/future career going to be?

Did you guess rap music superstar? No? Funny because that's what Tom Hanks' son is all about.

I bet he drives an orange(maybe black) Range Rover Sport with big ass chrome wheels and calls every one his homie/bro. Also, Chet Haze sounds like the French Pronunciation of a STD.

Oh and Beats by Dre headphones, seriously? Talk about pegging yourself as a fashionable wannabe rapper/DJ. No decent DJ would be caught dead with that over-rated Monster made shit.

Sports

This is awesome....he's completely insane.

Sweet Exploding Jesus.

Battle LA looks like it is going to kick ass.

See the world

Watch in HD, watch it full screen.

Stabby

DON'T INVADE MY SPACE!!!

Hilarity Ensues

Got a crappy gift for Xmas? Probably not as bad as some of this shit!