Best thing ever

In a move that is sure to delight stand up comedians and self-loathing christian housewives across the nation, Sarah Palin has signed a deal with Fox News. At first I was sure that this was yet another sign of the coming end of days but as I considered the hilarity that would ensue from hour upon hour of her appearing on television I became very happy. I mean NO ONE takes Glenn Beck's fanbase seriously anymore because they are a bunch of monosyllabic idiots...Palin's will be even better. Man I hope it's a call in show, let the mockery begin.

Classic

I happened upon a Patten Oswalt clip today that led me down a rabbit hole. It took a while but I found an audio only recording of his first HBO stand up special from 1997. It is without doubt one of my favorite stand up performances of all time.

That didn't take long

Looks like some guys have officially set the world base jumping record by jumping off of the recently completed Burj Dubai. Watch the video, it's pretty crazy.

Ford FTW.

Ford is taking in-car electronics as seriously as all of their other design considerations. Long gone are the days that every model Ford sold had the same nasty black plastic radio stuck in the dash like some kind of afterthought. This week at CES Ford announced their new MyFord/MyLincoln system for in-car control and entertainment. They are building on their already amazing SYNC system that was created in conjunction with Microsoft.

Basically MyFord adds two more 4" LCD screens flanking a center mounted speedometer directly in front of the driver. Watch this video...it's pretty cool stuff.



It looks like those years Ford spent draining technology and engineers from the European car companies they bought (and have since sold) is really paying off now.

It's over.

Thanks Vitamin Water...you have officially jumped the shark with this shit. They have allowed Facebook to jump the digital wall into the real world, it's like something out of The Matrix. Everyone that drinks this will become digitally enslaved.


Have fun building the pyramid...slaves.

There is no plan B

Here's a really shitty quality version of the trailer for the new A-Team movie. Liam Neeson as Hannibal looks to be awesome.

Mac vs. PC

NSFW....LOL.

Little asian PC girl vs. MAC parody - watch more funny videos

Those little girls are almost cute enough to trick me into wanting to have kids of my own. Then I remembered this video.



No fucking way....fatherhood is my gateway to murder-suicide.

Up in smoke

The Burj Dubai is now officially finished and opened. Someone forgot to tell those guys that they are tens of billions in debt because the opening ceremony was a little over the top.

If's finished, LET"S BLOW IT UP!!