Tuesday, March 4, 2008

A whale of a problem

Check out this nasty accident. Can you imagine the smell of that?

Why so sad

Robert Oppenheimer you just helped to create the most powerful weapon the world has ever seen, what do you have to say?

Video

Thanks Bob.....what a buzzkill.

Monday, March 3, 2008

WTF!!!!

Ok, the video below is NSFW and it may be NSFYS (not safe for your soul). I would recommend you not watch it because I can't explain what the fuck is going on.....



Seriously, WTF?

Sad news

RIP Jeff Healey. The guy was a great guitar player and singer. He also starred in one of the greatest movies ever made, Road House.



If you don't like Road House I'll send my friend Laine to your house to "discuss" the movie's finer points. Just remember, no matter what he says Diggstown is still a piece of shit.

X-Men to the rescue

Can you imagine the look on the faces of a bunch of hippie G7 summit protesters when they get hit with this bitching new weapon. Of course the military will just turn a blind eye to the same people 20 years later when they all turn up with brain cancer.


Cause and effect.

You know those stories about kids that kill their whole families with an ax while they sleep? Everyone always say the same thing, he was such a good boy we just don't understand why he would do something like that. Here is video evidence of what causes those kids to snap. Now that is cruelty punishable by an ax to the head.

Kudos to the guys at Engadget for having some compassion, unlike the rest of his douchebag family. I think that Engadget should only give him the Xbox after his family sends a video of themselves eating a big pile of dogshit.

Groan....

So the "Americanized" version of Top Gear looks like its already going a notch up on the potential Suck O Meter. I mean Adam Corolla is OK but he gets a bit annoying after a while.

Update (NSFW):
Ok, so here's a piece of Adam Corolla's radio show. In case you dont want to listen here are the highlights:

1. makes fun of Nascar (big thumbs up)
2. makes fun of the American love affair with Automatic transmissions (two thumbs up)
3. vacationed in Europe expressly to go to Le Mans and F1 races....wow.
4. Knows what a Porsche 917 is.....holy shit
5. He went to fucking Goodwood....double WOW!
6. He went to the Paris Air Show....nice.
7. Sounds like he's a bit of a technophile.
8. He went to the Aston Martin plant....BASTARD!
9. Appears to know quite a bit about cars in general.
10. talks about how cops in Europe are better than US cops....mostly agree with that.
11. then a very long rant about cops, tickets, bullshit....etc. I'm guessing that he's going to fill the "Clarkson" role of being a bitter man.

I'm slightly comforted.

Say what from who?

Does it seem odd to anyone else that Porsche is buying Volkswagen? How is Porsche more valuable than Volkswagen or in an equity position to buy huge shares in Volkswagen? I mean VW sells 6 times the number of cars than Porsche does. Seems odd to me.

And if Porsche does indeed own VW then they also have control of Audi, Bentley, Lamborghini AND Bugatti. Now that should prove interesting.
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