Occupational Hazard

I bet it's nice and warm in there. That would make for an entertaining day.

Read the comments as well, bitchy nerds are hilarious.

Would the last Cylon please stand up?

The final season of BSG is coming. April 4th seems so far away but I can't wait. You know have two months to watch the first three seasons and get caught up. I say that because obviously you haven't watched tem since the show is getting cancelled. Thanks for that, by the way.

Was that a bone?

Watch Hillary Clinton speak some time. I know that it's painful but I promise it's worth it. At some point you'll see something in the back of her throat...a brief glimpse of a bone.

You see it's really hard to not choke when you're got so many skeletons in your closet.

In case you were wondering

This is the kind of stuff I would do if I were independently wealthy. That and some kind of weather machine/death ray.

Come on PowerBall!

I don't care what you think.

I like Adam Sandler movies. Yes they are childish examples of "toilet humor" but I think they are funny. I finally saw the tailer for his next movie, and it looks hilarious.

If you're the kind of person that thinks every movie should be deep and meaningful then I hope you go blind.


Zohan Trailer.

Super Bowl Ads.

First, congratulations to the Giants for defeating the Patriots. Take that cheaters!

Talk about a shocker, AOLVideo actually has the best interface that I could find for the Super Bowl ads online. I was too lazy to look for them individually on YouTube, but I can't link to each ad at AOL. So here's a description of my favorites.

• Audi R8. Great commercial but it should have been the front end clip of a Porsche 911.
• Diet Pepsi, what is love. Must suck for Chris Kattan that he's only remembered for that.
• Bud Light, Wine & Cheese. MaGuyver meets beer, great stuff.
• FedEx Pigeons. I wish I had a loyal army of huge genetically engineered pigeons, sigh.
• Cars.com. anything with the title "death match" is awesome.
• Tide, stain. Hilarious....the title should be "Stains, nearly as distracting as cleavage".
• Bud, rocky. So the horse is Rocky which makes the dog Mickey. Mickey died, so by drinking Bud you're killing dogs....and brain cells.
• Toyota, Corolla. Great now I want a pet badger....I bet Mark already has one.
• Careerbuilder, heart. Been there, done that.

Meh, there's too many. Watch them your damn self.

IronMan Spot

And here begins the Superbowl commercial commentary.

If you missed the IronMan trailer then check it out here. There was a new TV spot for the movie during the Superbowl that had some badass cars in the background. Who doesn't want a Saleen S7?

Seriously, if your not looking forward to this movie then have you lost your mind? Can you see or are you blind?

Heavy boots of lead fills his victims full of dread.
running as fast as they can Ironman lives again.

Know your roots

Most Americans think that BMWs are just luxury cruisers built for assholes. And while I agree that the average American BMW driver deserves their own page on Dickopedia I don't agree with the analysis of the cars themselves. BMW builds cars for people that enjoy DRIVING. If you only care about getting from point A to B in comfort then buy a Mercedes. If you want to be giving the car equivalent of a BJ while going down a twisty road...buy a BMW.

So what makes a BMW different? Read this review of the new 125i Convertible. That should give you some insight into how BMW goes about designing and building a car. Also, they've got quite a racing history.


So to see BMW return to its roots of lighter, smaller cars brings a big smile to my face. If BMW sells the new 1 series Tii as an M Model then I'll have my check ready.