Wouldn't it be awesome if Sarah Palin had a "Runaway Bride" moment today and just bailed? The second best scenario would be an actual mental or physical breakdown on stage.
I bet someone thinks that's a sexist comment. Eat me, men can cry too you heartless bitches.
I share in this dream. But I picture her halfway through the debate swatting at imaginary flying objects and screaming "Birds! Birds!"
ReplyDeleteBIRDS!! BIRDS!!! I LIKE BIRDS!!! Remember that one? LOL!
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she can throw up on a Japanese guy like Bush did that one time.