Shocking news!

Read this shocking story about Andy Dick's drunken rampage. I know, you're thinking WTF is so shocking about that he's a total drunk.

1. He's obviously trying to land the starring role in a bio-pic about Mel Gibson, he looks nucking futs in that mugshot!
2. He's fondling women? He's not gay? What planet am I on?
   
3. He parties at BW3? He doesn't strike me as a wings and beer kind of girl.