I have a disease that I just invented. It's called MGPS or Multiple Google Personality Syndrome.
You catch MGPS by googling yourself and looking at the results. You soon realize that you are not alone and that you actually have several unique personalities. Here are some of mine:
Personality # 1 - Photographer
Personality #2 - An entire law firm
Personality #3 - Writer
Personality #4 - Jamaican Tennis Star, seriously.
Personality #5 - War Hero, now that's sad...rest in peace Specialist Russell.
Personality #6 - Scottish Football Star, if it's not Scottish it's shite!
Personality #8 - Montreal Canadien, not sure about that one.
Personality #9 - Artist
Personality #10 - House Pimp
I don't think I've ever thought about googleing myself. But I did look at me.
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Researcher
Killer
Assistant Professor
Attorney At Law
My own trucking company